Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is. But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it?

You mean it controls your actions? Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now.

Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine. Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is. I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here.

I’m trying not to, kid. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. You mean it controls your actions? Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

I find your lack of faith disturbing. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money.

Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

I’m trying not to, kid. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing. I find your lack of faith disturbing.

What!? Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

Don’t underestimate the Force. What?! I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– You don’t believe in the Force, do you? Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

No… but I’d like to be asked! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I hear the jury’s still out on science. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Really? Did nothing cancel?

It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Whoa, this guy’s straight?